Short Funny Quotes
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I ain’t sleeping. I’m just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
Johathan Raban
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
Bob Dole
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woodie Allen
Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel.
Wit surprises, humor illuminates.
Eli Schleifer
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Jim Davis
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
John Peers.
Be of use, but don’t be used.
Love is a serious mental disease.