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Life is Short – Talk Fast!
Unknown
When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.
John Mortimer
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
Oscar Wilde
It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Anonymous
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Unknown
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Unknown
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there’d be so many!
Unknown
Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Unknown
Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.
George Sand
It’s been so long since I made love,
I can’t even remember who gets tied up.
Joan Rivers
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin