Funny Quotes About Life

Many of life’s circumstances are created by three basic choices:
the disciplines you choose to keep,
the people you choose to be with;
the laws you choose to obey.
Charles Millhuff

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers

You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.
Unknown

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.
Calvin

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press “Ctrl – Alt – Delete” and start all over?
Unknown

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
Unknown

There’s no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.
Cary Grant

You don’t have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life’s about change.
John Cleese

There are men whom you will never dislodge from an opinion, except by taking possession of it yourself.
Unknown

Think of yourself as on the threshold of unparalleled success. A whole clear, glorious life lies before you. Achieve! Achieve!
Andrew Carnegie

There is great meaning in life for those who are willing to journey.
Jim England

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.
Woody Allen