Inspirational Funny Quotes
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Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.
J.C. Penney
The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
Jim Rohn
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Anon
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Unknown
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
Never make the same mistake twice or you’ll never get around to all of them.
Author
The reason so few people are successful
is no one has yet found a way
for someone to sit down and slide uphill.
W. Clement Stone
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
Thomas Edison
Two things are infinite – the universe and human stupidity – and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein