Funny Quotes Movies
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There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Airplane
I know they were just kids…but man we beat the fuck out of them!
Dogma
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
Bilko
I’m so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Arthur
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
The Blues Brothers
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Love and Death
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.
Fred Allen
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Dumb and Dumber
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
Ace Ventura
Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
Clue
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Love and Death
The mind is like dishwater, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.
Kung Fu Panda