Funny Quotes About Kids
Posted by :Manish Kapoor
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Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?
Anonymous
Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannise their teachers.
Socrates.
Children suck the mother when they are young and the father when they are old.
English proverb.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Peter Ustinov
Just because the kid’s cute, doesn’t mean you’re not the father.
Will Smith
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.
Erma Bombeck.
“Watch out, Daddy. Mommy’s got her eye on you!” — 4 year old girl, after hearing her mother telling her father that she’d take an I.O.U. for a promised restaurant dinner.
A 3 year old listened to the story of “Clifford, the Big Red Dog.” On the way home he asked his mother “Mommy, is God bigger than Clifford?”
from OFLC
A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg
Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.
John Wilmot