Funny Quotes About Friendship
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will still do business with a friend.
Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.
Esther M. Clark
You can always tell a real friend. When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.
Where there are friends, there is wealth.