Funny Quotes About Life

Collection of Famous Funny Quotes About Boys:

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
Plato

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
Joseph Heller

The boys are in such a mood that if someone introduced the Ten Commandments, they’d cut them down to seven.
Norris Cotton

What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?
Princess Diana

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.
Lewis B Hershey

Boys don’t make passes at female smart-asses.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I am convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
Thomas Campbell Clark

Of all the animals, the boy is most unmanageable.
Plato

One boy is more trouble than a dozen girls.
English proverb

The boy is father to the man.
Proverb

That boy wasn’t born. He was found in a fortune cookie.
Garfield

I never see any difference in boys. I only know two sorts of boys. Mealy boys and beef-faced boys.
Charles Dickens