Funny Quotes About Love
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Love is being stupid together.
The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore De Balzac
Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.