Funny Quotes About Life

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”
Freud

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen

Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
Israel Zangwill

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore De Balzac

Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand.
Mother Teresa

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Robert Orben

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette