Funny Quotes Family
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Leo Tolstoy
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Evan Esar
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” -George Bernard Shaw
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called ‘Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.
Penelope Lombard
Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Author Unknown
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
I don’t want to be invited to the family hunting party. We’re not kissing cousins.
Barack Obama
I don’t want to say anything about my kids…but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
ROBERT ORBEN
A lot of family members get to see their daughters and granddaughters all dressed up and having fun. Then we ask the girls a question and they answer. That’s sure to be funny.
Nicole Larkin
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