Funny Love Quotes
Posted by :Manish Kapoor
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.
Billie Holiday
Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Robert Orben
love is like bubblegum, when it sticks, it drives you crazy
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.
Unknown
I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty years – if my wife finds out she’ll kill me.
Henry Youngman
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
Dorothy Parker
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
Lily Tomlin
Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman an excuse for existence, especially the word.
Unknown
Love is like a butterfly, it settles upon you when you least expect it.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.