Funny Quotes About Life

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Katharine Whitehorn

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard.

Don”t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can”t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Oren Arnold

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
Helen Keller

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm

A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!” cried a cheerful voice. “Bah!” said Scrooge. “Humbug!”
Charles Dickens

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Anonymous

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge