Funny Quotes About People
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Collection of Famous Funny Quotes About People:
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately.
Oscar Wilde
God must have loved the plain people: He made so many of them.
Abraham Lincoln
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
Ann Landers
People who ask confidently get more than those who are hesitant and uncertain. When you’ve figured out what you want to ask for, do it with certainty, boldness and confidence.
Jack Canfield
When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home.
Betty Bender
Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, theology makes them sinful.
Martin Luther
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
Thomas Alva Edison
A small man can be just as exhausted as a great man.
Arthur Miller
People drive a long way to go fishing here and the incentive of being able to take home six fish is a pretty good reward.
Paul Gerrit
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
James Russell Lowell
Short people may have been malnourished as children.
We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
Colonel Gerald Wellman