Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs? Anonymous Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannise their teachers. Socrates. Children suck the mother [...]
Collection of Famous Funny Quotes About Boys: Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. Plato When I grow up I want to be a little boy. Joseph Heller The boys are in such a mood that if someone introduced the Ten Commandments, they’d cut them down to seven. Norris Cotton What must [...]
Collection of Famous Funny Quotes About People: People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately. Oscar Wilde God must have loved the plain people: He made so many of them. Abraham Lincoln People who fight fire with [...]
I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’. Robert Paul If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. [...]
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. Anne Morrow Lindbergh Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. Jane Austen There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin [...]
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?” Freud Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen Love is being stupid together. Paul Valery The only true love is love at first sight; second sight [...]
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it.
Thomas Walker
Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Auntie Mame