Welcome
Welcome to my website. If you’re searching for funny quotes about life, then you are on the right place as this website has strict focus on all famous and extremely hilarious funny life quotes.
My name is Manish Kapoor. I am the owner of this website. Collecting famous funny quotes on all subjects is my hobby. I love collecting them for the fact that they contain wealth of wisdom with a dash of humor in a line or two.
Over the past few months, I’ve gathered over thousand of quotes on all subjects in my notebook. In this website, I am going to share with you some of my favorite funny quotes on life. These quotes will definitely cause giggles and chuckles to you and your family.
Live every moment of your life to your heart’s content. Enjoy every moment of life to fullest. Drop your worries far out from your life and learn to be happy contended and chill-out. Don’t miss out any chance of laughter. Find new ways to bring laughter in to your life. And certainly funny life quotes are one of the finest ways to produce laughter.
Get a cup of tea or coffee and do some reading. I am sure you will enjoy reading them. They will definitely bring smile on your face and lighten up the stress of your life. If you want to say something about this website or want to submit your favorite funny quote, feel free to drop a comment in the comment section at the end of each quotation page.
Manish
Are you searching for happiness? Do you want to live happy life? If so, then the very first thing you need to do is to stop searching for it. The more you search for it, the more you end up being sad and frustrated. Happiness can not be found outside somewhere, it is within you. [...]
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Leo Tolstoy
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Evan Esar
If you cannot get rid of the [...]
There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Airplane
I know they were just kids…but man we beat the fuck out of them!
Dogma
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest [...]
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Katharine Whitehorn
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing [...]
Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.
J.C. Penney
The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and [...]
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
Andy [...]
