Funny Quotes About Life

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard

If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Anonymous

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Oscar Wilde

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen

Life is Short – Talk Fast!
Unknown

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.
Calvin

Life is what happens to you while you’re working for your future.

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it.
Thomas Walker

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Auntie Mame